We do make the time. The person we despise, shall be called Bob. If we told you his real name, none of the below would be a very good suprise, would it? After much planning, we divulge, revenge plans against Bob:
- Buy a litter of kittens, 12 should do, and each day, sneek another one into his house while his is unaware. 12 days of cat-mas.
- Get him a Christmas card - apologise for the lateness.
- Start putting letters in Bob's mailbox from 'Future Bob' "Bob, Please, you have to be carefull today, Asian's are planning against you Future Bob"
- Befriend a relative, and then be like "oh, that is a weird coincidence". I find Mums and Grans work best here.
- Call this guy bob, no matter what his name is. Then if he asks why, just say - no it's a personal joke.
- At the pub, go into the toilet with Bob, and then come running out, and to your bird, claim that Bob tried to cup your balls.
- When u meet them next, kiss him on the cheek but make a point to only shake her hand, then a tip of your hat after you shake
- When you meet him shake hands with your left hand, but only him.
- Break into Bob's house once a week, and hem is pants up one inch, so he thinks he is turning into a giant
- Take a shit in bobs schooner, and ask the girl if bob has always drank " pooners "
- Put a trout in his letterbox, make a statement.
- Find out what kind of car Bob drives, then next time he is somewhere, his tyres will 'accidentally' go flat.
