A Trip to the Brisbane Mall

Being Mothers day this weekend, I ventured into the city to pack a lovely pack for my lovely mother. A couple of things I generally noticed

Ugly People + ? = Happy. I'm not even trying to be rude, but as I sat at lunch, looking around, there was a lot of very unattractive people. Where the hell do these people end up? Mid 20's to late 30's they are prolific, but I don't really see that many hideous elderly people. Do they just end up lonely, or is there a point where they match up? Its not like a lot of the people are even nice people, I've worked with my share of ugmo's and they are ordinarily very unpleasant.

I just picture the head to the sewers when they are 40, and plan the demise of the pretty people.

People = Jerks x Stupidity. A random man dropped a full coffee on the floor in the food court. Two things happened. Firstly when the cleaner put wet floor signs up, people continued to walk through the coffee and spread it out. Secondly, he (without apologising) gave the cleaner $1, and walked off, like the cleaner should be appreciative. Sometimes, the general public blows my mind.

Me + Aging < Me – 10 years I lust after a surprising amount of women these days, a lot more than I recall. As I sat in my little food court seat, I realised the women I am lusting after, are the women I used to date. Bummer. It seems as I got older, my ability to date a 21 year old has diminished. Funny that.

I know you are hanging out for this, mum got pink slippers, fancy soap and moisturiser.