Bitter Much?

You were far more attractive the first night we met, you were mildly unattractive from some angles. You stole $90 from me.

You seemed lovely for a while. I took you home on the first night. I won a bet, the reward was head. 8 months later, I still never got it.

You, I met at work. We made out in the elevator, I asked you to move into my house. Now you are involved in swingers parties.

You were all something to me once, now you are just another stain on my mattress.